It’s not like we’ve had content to slather upon your eyes like careless mustard gobs on a stadium dog because you’re too busy watching who’s on first. Or maybe because LaBron and the Big Hurt are too busy out back guzzling Jolt and Test-O-Max. Nor is it because we don’t want a hippopotamus for Christmas or none of the above. No.
Not at all. Perhaps it’s because everyone is now a digital marketer.
What to do? Now that the 5-yr-old next door is punking algorithms for a fortune 500 company and earning more in one week than his baby daddy has in his entire life, just what do you do?
Because nothing will be the new marketing. The generation after the Millennials will be SO SICK of everything they’ve been FORCED to see, they’ll seek out the unseen. And there you are, sitting on a billion in back stock. Meanwhile, the Gen X’r who’s kept 5 mini storages full of geek glory’s gonna rave on with his nothing business.
Meet me out back at the mini storage shack for that $1000.00 Stevie Ray original vinyl. And I’ll throw in some notebook p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- ( say it like the guy in Water World ) paper.
No cats were harmed while writing this post.
And THANK YOU to Mr. Tom for taking my nonsensical dictation and getting it published to the web!
We don’t always say ‘WE TOLD YOU SO’. But when we do, we let dead anti-heroes do the the talking. And so while the ghost of Nasim seems to be cursing the rational of Google and Youtube, Facebook has become a runaway hit with their video platform. Plus your state and federal government wants to take away your access to local production studios.
In a recent test, we posted 2 of the same video on both Facebook and Youtube. Results? Over 3 days, the video on Youtube received an amazing 4 views. Meanwhile the video on Facebook was on fire with 150 views. And while Youtube ‘live’ has a lot of aches and pains if you are NOT a paying broadcaster, FACEBOOK LIVE ROCKS.
For variety, you can jump over to Fb’s acquired app INSTAGRAM and go live with chat there too. And when you consider that Google and Youtube have been shutting down features in their realm, maybe you’d think gootoob would improve their illogical algorithms and creator policies. But no. And your state and federal government wants to take away your access to local production studios.
We predict Youtube will become another ‘Hulu’ in 2019. And at the rate content creators are jumping ship over to Facebook, Vimeo, Dailymotion, Twitch, Tik Tok and Live.Me, look for (LOL) Snapchat and Youtube to merge in 2019. (which not surprisingly they did not)
Oh Nasim. You, as well as many others, chose to dump your eggs in one basket.
ALWAYS HAVE AN EXTRA BASKET or 3 – THIS BASKET NEEDS YOUR HELP!
A recent FCC ruling gives away local control of our public Right-of-Ways. It also allows cable companies to charge community TV centers for connecting to access channels mandated in the Cable Act of 1984.
Worse, this ruling restricts local governments from charging rent for commercial use of these Right-of-Ways. The rent multi-billion dollar telecommunications companies pay our communities funds Public Access TV facilities and studios. If this ruling goes unchallenged, PUBLIC ACCESS TV funding will be eliminated.
Grandpa told me when I was a kid: Two types of people have Tattoos (1) Convicts (2) Military.
With ink culture growing among 60% of ALL girls/women in America as they purchase visible tattoos compared to 40% of ALL men, we have to stop the bus and take 5. I mean, really. Is there some sort of alien acid trip shift going on with the sexes?
It’s like there’s a whole generation of girls who want to be guys. Or maybe they were guys and now they’re girls. Like a reincarnation thing. You know, they served in Vietnam or Afghanistan in a past life. They stepped on a mine, and BLAMO!!! DEAD. It was FAST. One minute, they’re infantry, the next minute, they’re an infant.
And now they’re a girl. No wonder so many girls are uncomfortable in their own skin. Same for the guys who are back from their previous housewife lives. So for the ladies who were general and major, it only seems logical that a service man would want to get back to collecting tats.
Or maybe she was a convict. Bet that inspires abstinence to whoever’s reading this!
George Patton was knowledgeable about reincarnation. Many scriptures detail the circle of life, death, rinse, repeat. Maybe you have dreams about a past life. You’ve been somewhere, and suddenly you get that Matrix Deja Vu wow I could’ve had a V8 kind of feeling.
So the next time you’re chilling with a girl rocking lots of tats, maybe thank her for his previous service to whatever country he served in his past life. Just sayin….
WEREWOLF. The word evokes all sorts of emotions. Maybe Fear of being bitten and becoming a Werewolf. Or maybe romance because of all those Twilight teeny monster love novels. Maybe lost livestock. Or Lupis or Lupus. And of course confusion. So while we scratch our heads in complete bafflement trying to figure out why the above wolf-thing fits NO modern wild or domesticated species, let’s check out the HISTORY of the AMERICAN WEREWOLF:
THE HISTORY OF THE WEREWOLF has roots in many cultures dating back to before Rome. One legend tells us about an early Native American tribe in pre-USA Wisconsin. It was here that members of the ‘Fox Tribe’ were the first to receive the presence of the Werewolf.
In this legend, a spirit-god named Wisakachek – ‘Wee-ZA-Kah-Chek’ – was a shape-shifter who lived in the woods. He was a friend to humans, and his physical form was a wolf. Matter of fact, in some Native American Lore, after Man was created, WOLF was created BEFORE woman, but that’s another story….
One day Wisakachek was walking the woods as a man when he saw two brothers from the Fox tribe hunting. The Fox boys had just killed a deer.
Wisakachek walked up to the boys and introduced himself as a lost, hungry man from a different tribe. One Fox boy offered the man some of the deer meat.
One week later, Wisakachek appeared in the woods again and saw the same Fox boys hunting. One Fox boy explained that ever since they caught the deer, they had no luck with game, and were very hungry.
Wisakachek, remembering the Fox boys’ generosity, told them he had no meat to give, but he could share with them his POWER. THE POWER to shape-shift into a wolf so they could catch a deer easily. Then Wisakachek changed into a wolf. Then back into a man again. The Fox boys agreed to share the POWER of the WEREWOLF.
BUT! Wisakachek told the Fox boys they could not hurt any human as a WEREWOLF, only to hunt.
The boys became WEREWOLVES to catch enough deer for their home village. One day, one Fox boy was in an argument with another normal boy in the village, and in his anger, the WEREWOLF Fox boy turned into a wolf and killed the normal boy.
The village suddenly feared their power, and the WEREWOLF Fox boys were cast out of the tribe and the village.
Wisakachek, the first SPIRIT Werewolf of the wild, was furious at the violent Fox Boy. He cast a new spell on him so that he would no longer be able to change into a werewolf whenever he wanted to do so. Every day, the violent Fox Boy would be a man, and every night the violent Fox Boy would transform into a mindless wolf.
The calm, humane Fox Boy was allowed to keep his shape-shifting control to WERWOLF. His name was KEME, and though friendly and good, left by himself into the wilderness.
Fox Boy Matchitehew is the name of the violent WEREWOLF, the father of all human werewolves.
OH FRACK! Looks like humans just can’t leave well enough alone! Word is on the conspiracy sites, like the site at this link right here, fracking in Hawaii woke up the big volcano. So now you have Earth Mother relieving its constipation of magma. And as the plates shift, you now have a ginormous pez dispenser of lava and toxic gas. Maybe good for the stratosphere, but not for humans, whom of course, always find a way to bungle whatever environment they ‘claim’ for their egocentrics.
So what happens if it explodes….and it will…what can everyone expect? Buh-Bye big island. At least for several years after the big one. The soil will be rich, so yah, it can become habitable again in the late 2020’s.
But when it does happen, all that ash will block out the sun. Then there’s the direction of the explosion. Predictions say it will blow out the East side of the island. That means tsunamis for the west coast of the USA. So if you’re below 50ft above ocean level along the Southern California West Coast, you may want to have your must-haves ready to load in and get to higher ground.
When you do move to higher ground, though, stay off the White House Lawn: They’re already sinking back into the ocean in Washington DC. Cherry tree anyone?
Hey! We’re graduating by the seat of our pants this week!
So now we’re going to post a few freakish links and some videos.Then we’re going to ask for kickstarter money so we can produce a horror movie with creepy klowns. Who’s in? Or maybe a new version of ‘Back To The Future’ where Biff is the superhero villain, Marty and Doc are Iron Man and Dr. Strange, and instead of Grays Sports Almanac, perhaps some sort of ‘cosmic weapon’. Oh wait…was that done already? Senior Prank!!! Dinosaur Visits New Jersey?!? Bigfoot Moving into DETROIT?!?
YOU are the supreme leader of another world, and YOU want earth. BUT YOU know the STRONGEST of your kind could never beat Diana Ross in a bitch-slap contest. And one pickup truck fulla drunks could easily squash 100 of your kind, no problemo. What do you do?
You just can’t go and start zapping everything, because you know that if Earthlings ever found out that honey bees and doobie smoke has the power to immediately wipe out 70% of all the hostile alien visitors/invaders from this and several dozen galaxies, your alien butt would be toast. You have to be sneaky… gotta have that mind-bending alien plan.
Thank Alien that most of the humans species submit to the rantings of dogma rewritten by constipated old grumps and aliens from the dark ages! DIVIDE AND CONQUOR!
Humans have been genetically primed to serve since they were ‘updated’ by various alien species thousands of years ago. Heck, even Napoleon knew this!
He shut down the aliens in the Catholic Church and even coined the phrase “Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet. Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich.” Too bad his medical condition didn’t know this.
So how are you, an alien in the shadows, going to take over the world? Or how have you been taking over the world? Interbreed the women and set them forth to mate with the men. And then their kids evolve into YOU. It takes awhile, but the wait is worth the take-right? NOT SO FAST!
Not if we still have honey bees! Love your honey bee today. Don’t cut the wildflowers!