AROOOOO!!! Hey human! You just stumbled upon a dangerous place. I mean, I could bite your fingers off right now, but I guess I’ll cut you a break. Hey! You like grilling? There’s nothing like char-broiled BS to get my rocks off, and YouTube’s pants are on fire. Did you get one of those bully letters from youtube telling you how much of a loser you are? You girly-creator….how DARE you call yourself a youtuber all plastic and pretentious. Makes me wanna disembowel someone. Well, ok, maybe not that drastic. Perhaps pissing in their birthday cake. Yah. That’s the ticket. And then let’s take our business to Twitch, Daily Motion, Veoh, Vimeo, Periscope, and whatever new app is rocking the iPad universe. Monopolies suck.