AROOOOO!!! Hey human! You just stumbled upon a dangerous place. I mean, I could bite your fingers off right now, but I guess I’ll cut you a break. Hey! You like grilling? There’s nothing like char-broiled small talk, and YouTube’s pants are on fire. Did you get one of those bully letters from youtube telling you how much of a loser you are? You girly-creator….how DARE you call yourself a youtuber all plastic and pretentious. Makes me wanna go werewolfy on someone. Well, ok, maybe not that drastic. And then let’s take our business to Twitch, Daily Motion, Veoh, Vimeo, Periscope, Tik Tok and whatever new app is rocking the iPad universe.